Things almost impossible to do one handed

My right hand is out of commission and I had to take a shower today to wash my hair. I tried putting it off, but I have to work tomorrow.

Inconveniences of one-handedness
1. Had to put up with a cold glob of face wash.
2. Really hard washing the right side of my head. I had to reach over to lather up the shampoo.
3. Almost impossible to soap the left arm. Actually, right before I discovered that little fact, I was feeling quite pleased with myself. Though everything was taking longer, I was managing quite well cleaning myself and keeping my right hand dry. When the time came to soap my left arm though, I stared at the soap in my left hand and realized the impossibility of the situation. I was quite amazed. I quickly ran through the options in my head. The easiest is having L help me.
4. Took me quite awhile to wrap the towel around head to dry my hair.

So now you know. Hormones control everything.